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Tonight it was revealed, by a voice from the backseat, that it wasn't really a fatal streak of over-confidence, or even an understandable unawareness of one's own mortality, that put an end to The Gingerbread Man:

"It's because he was food."

Got it? 

Hubris, for once, had nothing to do with it.

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Day four and I'm already hitting the vaults.
Day four and I'm already hitting the vaults.
Day four and I'm already hitting the vaults.

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